Whooosh, whoosh, whooosh, whooosh One…two…one…two…one…two… Left pedal, right pedal, left pedal, right pedal My body moves in tune to its made-up-riding-a-bike-song, a three-quarter measure staccato piece, made up by my feet, harmonized by the creaky left wheel in key of G, and accented by the occasional bravado huff of an…